Meet Wolfie who has the dubious duty of keeping this trade show resource up-to-date and running our social media section. Web guru, motor cycle riding, wannabe elementary school teacher & single dad, Wolfie has a lot of balls..to keep in the air. (Lookie: i said duty & balls in the same paragraph). Makes me wish I had some young children so they could have a witty teacher named Wolfgang. I mean really how many guys take their daughters school shopping and offer to try on the dresses? 
Note: I pulled this off of his student teaching website under vocabulary for 4th graders. These are the words our children SHOULD be learning:
Bonus word: remunerative
Definition: profitable.
Jane quit her day job after she found her online business was more remunerative than she had expected.